Saturday, October 31, 2009

Holiday Tanning Slogans

Haaaaouuuuuulloween

Dear friends, Here

unworthy mother, live from Halloween.

You know, on Halloween, it's been some years since I snorted. I desecrates this beautiful festival where black and orange on their most beautiful colors. Well, this year, nay! I decided to give back to the monster, and no I am not talking about Santa unworthy.

In 2009, I decided to embrace the dark side of sugar.

First, I decorated the house there are more than 48 hours and I have not taken everything this morning, which is already remarkable.

Moreover, I welcome people with a soundscape composed of screaming monsters and werewolves (I've already done pee in their pants with two terrible twos who were still, thankfully, their bed) I disguised myself in Madame does not know how to dress but made an effort (I put the black around my eyes worse a black hat) and, finally, I bought lots of candy that I lovingly seated in surgical gloves, creating a lovely effect "zombie hand stuffed with candy safe". Or hand amputated Michelin Man, now that I think.

If I may say so, the trick gloves, it's still great, because when children have removed the candy, parents can play doctor with.

Do not thank me, I though you had one, after all this time.

Friendship, Mother

unworthy

PS I can not leave without some compelling evidence of the art of the glove ... and mood Baby - y 'it really constant in this world.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Maytag Pye2300ayw Manual

To make a long story short

"Mom, look, I have a tail!" Baby told me out of the bathroom, flambette with a piece of toilet paper stuck in the buttocks . She walks, and I realize that the other end, well, it is still hanging in its usual place.

With Halloween coming, it'll make a beautiful disguise Marsupilami.